Keanu Reeves is one of the nicest, most genuine people in Hollywood. Whoopi Goldberg, on the other hand, was recently voted “most hated person” in Tinsel Town, a distinction nobody seems to be able to refute.
Reeves was chosen to present this year’s Lifetime Achievement award by the TV Production Committee, a role he was honored to take on…until he heard that he’d have to share the stage and present the award to Whoopi Goldberg.
“She’s not a nice person,” said Reeves in a voice that almost sounded like he was addressing Rufus outside the Circle K, “I don’t want to be remembered as the guy who made that mistake.”
Justin Timberlake, Wynona Ryder, and Gloria Estefan also declined. They’re still waiting to hear back from Jackie and Kelso, who desperately need something different to happen in their lives, but nobody seems to be able to find them.
“We believe those two are probably in a ravine somewhere after losing their social media following to the worst apology video ever recorded,” said Ravine Captain Joe Barron of the 136th Marine Paralegal Unit, “We’re just gonna start here in LA and go from ravine to ravine until we find them.”
Others believe that they may also be in a shallower thing, such as a ditch or even a puddle, but everyone agrees they are likely dead from embarrassment, joining their careers. Topher Grace was unavailable for comment, once again leaving his dignity intact.
Reeves said there’s no way he’ll change his mind, no matter how dumb the story gets. God Bless America.
News
“Her vs Caitlin, she’s garbage” – Comedian Aries Spears trashes Angel Reese’s basketball skillset, dubs her fanbase ‘delusional’ (an)
“Her vs Caitliп, she’s garbage” – Comediaп Αries Spears trashes Αпgel Reese’s basketball skillset, dυbs her faпbase ‘delυsioпal’ Veteraп comic Αries Spears didп’t hold back iп his…
Romeo and Juliet (1968) Stars Shake Hollywood: New Ruling in Paramount Lawsuit Over Underage Nude Scene! (TR)
A lawsuit from the leading actors in 1968 Paramount movie Romeo and Juliet over a bedroom scene was dismissed for a second time in Los Angeles Superior Court…
Caitlin Clark’s Major Adidas Deal Leaves Nike Scrambling (an)
Caitlin Clark, a rising WNBA star, recently signed a high-profile deal with Adidas after Nike failed to effectively capitalize on her remarkable rookie season, sparking widespread discussion…
“Shaquille O’Neal drops a bombshell: No comparison between Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese! He claims Reese is a superior shooter, an unstoppable force on the attack, and the ultimate rebounding queen!” (an)
O’Neal’s statement has certainly caught attention, particularly his endorsement of Reese as a better all-around player, especially in terms of shooting, attacking the basket, and…
Justin Bieber has ‘one wish’ as he’s ‘disgusted’ by P Diddy allegations (NG)
Justin Bieber has ‘one wish’ as he’s ‘disgusted’ by P Diddy allegations Justin Bieber has yet to speak out about the allegations made against his former mentor…
“Shocking news: WNBA ticket prices plummet after Caitlin Clark’s explosive Europe contract! Is this the end for the WNBA?” (an)
Caitlyn Clark’s recent move to Europe has sparked a crisis for the WNBA, leading to a notable decline in ticket sales, viewership, and player morale. The league’s…
End of content
No more pages to load
Relative Articles
None found